Sex for beginners

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It took only one shared bottle of beer for my friend and I to embark on a #NSFW journey into the female form; and it was at this moment I realised I have been monumentally sexually uneducated. I can’t really remember much of my sex education at secondary school; I can tell you that there […]

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Birthday commiserations

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On Tuesday, I will be turning 25. It’s hard to believe, but it’s been a whole year since I turned 24. Until now, I’ve wished away the years in a bid to seem older and wiser than I am. I think it’s a combination of a teenage-me wanting to date the older boys, and compensating […]

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I’m Sorry.

Is it too late now to say sorry? No? Oh, well in that case… I’m sorry(ish) to the man I fled from on a date by coercing a member of bar staff into sneaking me out through the kitchen. I’m sorry for splashing my best friend with water in the school bathrooms, resulting in her straightened […]

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