Sometimes I make myself sick.

Sometimes, not all the time, I make myself sick. Not physically sick. Internally sick. Did you open this with a morbid intrigue that I might declare a long-standing battle with an eating disorder? Firstly, shame on you. And secondly, great clickbaiting – am I right? I’m what some people might define as “weird“. Not weird […]

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A Guide To Festival Goers

Your Facebook feed has already been inundated with posts from the humble bragger; “Not long till Hideout with the lads. Gonna b a heavy 1 ;p”. That’s right, festival season is almost upon us and with it come some of the worst types of people you’ll ever encounter. Whether you’re wading through waist deep mud at Glasto or k-holing […]

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Judgement day

Like any good serial-dater, I managed to squeeze a date in on Saturday night, between watching repeats of Come Dine With Me and having a drink (or too many) with friends. Standing outside the pub waiting for him to arrive I had the expectant flush of excitement, anticipation and nervousness as a tall figure approached […]

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