Brexit: A political observation from an unpolitical girl

In the past three days I’ve learnt a few things. Firstly, I finally acknowledged that Rihanna’s prime was circa Pon de Replay. I discovered that I can do yoga poses that make me look like the girl from The Exorcist. It dawned on me that I swear too casually to ever be deemed a lady. […]

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Time To Lighten Up

Back in 2015, Twitter went into a meltdown after Protein World plastered the notorious “are you beach body ready?” advert throughout the London underground. Almost immediately, my Facebook feed and inboxes were inundated with articles shaming Protein World and tenuous “watch this woman perfectly shut down the internet with her ‘beach ready’ body” links. Seemingly, […]

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I’m Sorry.

Is it too late now to say sorry? No? Oh, well in that case… I’m sorry(ish) to the man I fled from on a date by coercing a member of bar staff into sneaking me out through the kitchen. I’m sorry for splashing my best friend with water in the school bathrooms, resulting in her straightened […]

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Bye Felicia

One of the few benefits of dating as a hobby is developing a superior ability to judge a character. Well, that’s what you’d think anyway. In some instances it’s made easy: If my S/O asks my cup size over a candlelit dinner, while drooling at my conservatively buttoned-up shirt, I’m able to gather that the […]

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