Sometimes I make myself sick.

Sometimes, not all the time, I make myself sick. Not physically sick. Internally sick. Did you open this with a morbid intrigue that I might declare a long-standing battle with an eating disorder? Firstly, shame on you. And secondly, great clickbaiting – am I right? I’m what some people might define as “weird“. Not weird […]

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Marmite Girl


Confident, self-assured and somewhat flirtatious, my personality is Marmite to women. You either love me or think the world would be better off without my existence sullying it. When a five-foot-nothing girl strolls into a room, cracking inappropriate jokes with scathing sarcasm and forces you to notice her, it’s understandable that some people are turned […]

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Getting Basic with Bugg


Like a knock-off Dear Deirdre without the sympathetic ear or any counselling qualifications, welcome to the first instalment of Getting Basic with Bugg, where I endeavour to resolve your woes via a very public forum. After posting this feature to my Tinder and Happn bios, your cries for help have been flooding in. From the […]

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