10 times I’ve been the worst to men

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Once upon a time, a boy I don’t particularly like tried to catch me out. He’d seen an article┬áI’d written about a terrible date and decided to take to Facebook: “have you ever wondered whether you’re the reason why it never works out?”. As narcissistic as you may think I am, I am not entirely […]

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10 backhanded compliments I’ve been given on dates

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When it’s not your family dressing up insults as compliments (you look well – I mean, you look healthy. Rounded in the face. You understand?), you can always rely on first dates to quash your self-esteem. With Christmas and weight-gain just around the corner, I’ve rounded up my top ten backhanded compliments to prepare you […]

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I married my stalker

True story. Not really, but kind of. Take a seat for this one, because you’re about to read the most painfully modern-Cinderella story that ever was (but without the happy ever after, because no one likes those people). So it was Halloween. I was suffering from onset psychosis after a bout of tonsillitis left me […]

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