Many years ago, a hairy, pot-bellied, pear-shaped, snub-nosed creature with a cat-like face (and his dog Max), came to my hometown – the magical land of Whoville – in a bid to steal Christmas. This is my story. The Cindy Lou Who story.
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It took only one shared bottle of beer for my friend and I to embark on a #NSFW journey into the female form; and it was at this moment I realised I have been monumentally sexually uneducated. I can’t really remember much of my sex education at secondary school; I can tell you that there […]
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This year didn’t get off to the best start. After a rather painful breakup – peaking when I lost custody of my beloved peace lily – I moved out of the endearingly haphazard home I shared with my then-boyfriend, relocating precisely eight minutes down the road, and into the spare bedroom of my married friends’ […]
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It’s been one year since I last updated my blog, and a lot has happened in that year. I lost a job, I found a new job, I quit that job, and I finally discovered the importance of applying primer before foundation (I know). Through the highs and lows, undoubtedly the saddest point was marked […]
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On Tuesday, I will be turning 25. It’s hard to believe, but it’s been a whole year since I turned 24. Until now, I’ve wished away the years in a bid to seem older and wiser than I am. I think it’s a combination of a teenage-me wanting to date the older boys, and compensating […]
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For the past two months, I’ve been suffering from a serious case of insomnia. No, not a sudden appreciation for the classic 90s tune, but a harrowing inability sleep. I really empathise with Maxi Jazz (note, I did just Google ‘Faithless lead singer’). No, I’m not dreaming of making mad love to my girl on […]
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